The secret trick to any Man’s heart is through his porn 🙂
Find out what he masturbates to and be that. Sneak into his computer and find his porn folder. Or his porn bookmarks. Or whatever. All Men look at porn, you just gotta find his “stash”.
And then look through it. Take your time. See if you can find a common theme among it.
And then BE that. Reenact what the girls do in his porn. Dress like the girls do. Say the things the girls do. Of course, that is easier said than done, but pick a few videos you really like and study them.
You can try to encourage him to watch porn with you. Maybe start with suggesting some porn you know he likes and then go from there. Ask about it, but be subtle. Don’t say “what do you like about her?” always phrase it like “don’t her stockings look soooo hot?” to find out what he likes. And ALWAYS react positively to whatever kink or fetish he has. Even if it is not your cup of tea. You don’t have to do it, but make him feel good about opening up. “Yes that is hot, but i like this more” if perfectly fine to steer him away from things you don’t like.
Use his porn as a guide to his cock 🙂
lil late to give lessons to the littles this close to the migration… but it’s true, girls
“I enjoyed our date, Daddy,” she said, taking a step toward him. “Would you think badly of me if I let you kiss me on the first date?”
She didn’t think it would occur to her father that this would also be her first kiss with any boy, but she didn’t want to put any pressure on him. She was nervous even asking for a kiss, but she at least knew that they both wanted the same thing.
Damn, Mhari, you look amazing. Ready to be my empty fuckdoll?
Of course I am, Sir. Slavery makes my cunt wet. It’s just…I just…
Mhari… are you crying? Look. if you don’t want be my slave…
No, Sir, I want to be your slave. I want this more than I’ve ever wanted anything. But I… you…
It’s okay, sweetie. You can tell me.
You’re going to turn me into a bimbo!
What? No, I’m not!
Yes, you are! I don’t want to be a bimbo, but if I’m going to be your slavegirl, I’m going to have to dye my hair, and get implants, and… and chew bubblegum all time… *sob*
Shh-shh-shh… it’s okay, sweetie. Just let me hold you. I promise I’m not going to turn you into a bimbo.
But you like slutty blondes with big fake tits! I see you with them all the time!
Yes, I do like blondes with big tits. But that’s not the only thing I like. It’s like… you like pizza, right?
*sniff* Yeah…
Of course you do. But how would you feel if you ate nothing but pizza for every meal, every day?
…I’d want something else.
Exactly! You’d be hungry for Vietnamese food – only in this case, Vietnamese food is a beautiful girl with blue hair and a dirty sense of humor who has strong opinions on brands of scotch and can quote “Avatar: The Last Airbender” by heart.
But you hypnotized me… you’re already changing things about me.
I hypnotized you to get hot and horny for me. Why would I want to change the things that attracted me to you in the first place?
So you’re not going to turn me into a bimbo?
Cross my heart and hope to die, baby.
Oh, thank God. I feel so silly. I just so worried, you know?
We can talk about more about later, if you want. Right now, though, I’ve got a hot girl in lingerie rubbing against me, and it’s produced a serious reaction.
Mmmm… I noticed, Sir. Want to order me to take care of it?
Damn right. Kneel down and suck my cock.
Yes, Sir! It’s my pleasure to obey.
I’ve always been proud of this one. Happiness is one of my biggest kinks.
That’s so sweet haha 😂 💕💕
This one is nice. I’ve never wanted any kind of bimbo. A doll with a wonderful mind is something to cherish. *click*
FINALLY! SOMEONE destroyed the silly notion that to be a bimbo you have to be a fake plastic blonde … it was doomed to die a silly notion anyway – thank you @clockworksandspirals
this post will be updated as I find more websites to add! please check with the original before reblogging to see if there’s an updated version, and message me with corrections or more suggestions if you have them!!
websites in red have explicitly forbidden the posting of NSFW content.websites in orange allow certain types of NSFW content or have questionable / unclear guidelines.
instagram.com – photo and video posts, excellent tag search
newgrounds.com – an oldie but a goodie, allows a ton of media types
piczel.tv – allows both streaming and posting art / photosets to a gallery
pixiv.net – huge anime art community, allows livestreaming
vero.co – app only, similar to insta but with MUCH more privacy control
chat or forum based
aminoapps.com – community-based, has blogs + chat, custom themes
discordapp.com – great chat app, text + voice, can join infinite servers
reddit.com – literally a community for everything, SO MANY CAT PHOTOS
18+ only
bdsmlr.com – microblogging + social media for people into kink
blogr.xxx – a tumblr clone created specifically for sharing porn
fetlife.com – considered one of the biggest kink communities online
libertine.center – beautiful + modern site for posting irl nsfw and kink stuff
thefetlibrary.com – for posting of erotic stories, replaces bdsmlibrary
paid platforms
patreon.com – subscription-based access to many diff types of content
typepad.com – similar to wordpress but with reblogging and a dash
up-and-coming platforms
pillowfort.io – closed beta. should function almost identically to tumblr but with many many improvements
poizen.me – development alpha. gorgeous website for artists to post art AND track comms
this one’s still early in development but looks incredibly promising as a platform and super pretty to look at!! go snap up a username before all the good ones are taken! favouritism what’s that
qink.co – pre-alpha. 18+ only. plans to be a kink-oriented replacement for tumblr.
defunct platforms
(so people will stop telling me i forgot them)
jux.com – shut down in 2014 due to lack of funds
shoandtell.me – now redirects to someone’s personal blog
soup.io – more or less closed down this year due to GDPR issues
ways to save your current tumblr posts
use the wayback machine! you do have to archive each page of your blog individually but once you do all the content, including media, will be saved exactly as it was at the moment you archived it.
wordpress allows you to directly import whole tumblr blogs, and if i recall correctly it’s something both dreamwidth and pillowfort have said they are working on.
tumblthree is a great tool with a ton of functions including downloading whole blogs, only posts tagged with a certain tag, all the posts you’ve liked, etc. etc. along with being able to download every type of media hosted on tumblr (pictures, videos, audio, everything). it also has a proper GUI so no computer knowledge required beyond downloading and running programs!
if you have some knowledge of computers you can try this github solution which uses a python script to download your whole blog to your computer. even if you don’t know anything about programming or the command line they give a very good beginners tutorial on how to use it so you should still give it a shot!
if that’s still a little daunting you can try soarcodes’ tumblr post that also has a decent tutorial!
here’s another python script that should allow you to archive all the images from your blog or your likes, though it requires some knowledge of python and the command line or very very good google skills.
some notes
edit: please stop commenting on this post to self-promote your porn accounts on other sites. those replies / reblogs will be deleted or hidden.
please note that every site on this list will have pros and cons, and i haven’t listed them here since this post would be a mile long otherwise. please do your research before moving completely over to another site in case they have policies you disagree with.
also, because I see a lot of misinformed people ranting about this: deviantart does not own the art you post. some years ago hot topic stole a ton of art from DA and sold it on merchandise and people assumed that DA gave them permission to do it despite there being literally zero evidence for that claim. DA explictly states in their TOS that you retain copyright and sole license of the art you post.
and related, mastodon does not allow or condone CP or pedophilia. the people spreading this info are misinformed about what mastodon is. it is not an exact twitter clone; anyone anywhere can host a mastodon instance using their personal computer as a server, which means mastodon as a company can’t do jack shit to moderate them. what they DO is permanently block all users from every other instance from viewing or interacting with that instance, and add that instance to a publicly viewable list along with the reason for the block. please give their post about anti-abuse measures a read before making snap judgements.
I don’t understand how there are people on this website who still think everyone’s just upset because Tumblr is “taking away their porn”.
Ohhh it goes far beyond porn lol. And, again, I have warned people. We all know they’re either going to A: fuck this whole thing up colossally, or B: use it as an excuse to remove content that isn’t quite… Politically correct. Or C: both!
The beginning of the end.
Proof that tumblr is going to end everything-tumblr, not just porn
The entire Tumblr blog has been imported into WordPress. Amazingly, GoDaddy hosts WordPress accounts with a free domain name for just $17.99 (CDN) which I guess is about $10-15 USD. That’s a free domain name and 1 year of hosting for less than a meal.
And WordPress is open-source, so there is no chance that they will EVER refuse your content. There’s no restrictions on adult content, nothing like that.
I intend to complete the migration by January 1st, 2019. This blog will remain up and running, but WordPress has so many more features that I will leave a Permalink to my WordPress blog (vintageinstepford.com) in the header of my Tumblr blog.
Seriously, all I did was watch two videos on YouTube on how to do this. It’s as easy (perhaps easier) than setting up your Tumblr. I didn’t need a web expert, I don’t know HTML, and yet it was easy as pie. Those two videos guided me through every step.
Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.
I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)
One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.
More info over the days to come.
The plan is, broadly:
1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there
2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.
3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.
4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.
Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.
There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.
The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons – maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.
If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.
Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.
(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site – that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)
If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.
If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.
(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)
If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.
Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.
Oh I so hope this works. It would be great to get this out so we can try to get as many people as possible all back in one place and not split up all over different platforms.
Please reblog
👍👍
hoping for a Christmas miracle!! Boost this guys!!
Don’t punish the people that made you popular since the beginning. Return to the Wild West model.
Hire some competent coders for once. Pay them well.
Set up a better separation of Adult and Kid sections. You want Tumblr to be safe and inviting to kids and adult children. Fine. Give them a corner of Tumblr with a ball pit.
We didn’t come here for your vision of a more positive Tumblr. We came here to escape Twitter and Facebook. Stop trying to be like the sites everyone hates.
President Trump is your President if you are a citizen of the United States of America. Deal with it.
Stop pushing innovations no asked for in the first place.
Stop being Google with shitty algorithms.
Just be honest with yourself. There is no wider audience. You are either stuck with us deviant bastards. Or you can have the bots keep you company. Marvel is going to be dead after the movies die out because they are playing identity politics with their comic books.
InDeed…
Also. Just another reminder of why they will NEVER take our guns from us.
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